Monday, May 25, 2009

I found this on Pickeled Pepper Patch blog and got such a good laugh out of it so I thought I would borrow it and share it with yall too.........Somedays you just need a good laugh!!!
NICKNAMES:~If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.~If Mike , Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT:~When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.~When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators!
MONEY:~A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs..~A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale!
BATHROOMS:~A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .~The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items!
ARGUMENTS:~A woman has the last word in any argument.~Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE:~A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.~A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS:~A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.~A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE:~A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.~A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP:~A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.~A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL:~Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.~Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING:~Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.~A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY~A married man should just forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
{this one really made me stop and laugh!}
Now wasn't that worth reading?
I hope yall have a wonderful and very safe Memorial Day!

1 comment:

Jessica said...

I loved that. It kind of convicted me a little bit, though. :) I especially loved the part of the detererating in the night. :) :) :) That is so true. :) Thanks for finding and posting that. :)